I have officially experienced being hard for food. Sorry Big Man.
i think i have an erection
I DO have an erection.
^
Meanwhile, I’m just trying to sleep and the Big Man starts fantasizing about fucking a piece of toast.
I can’t take a little break from all the hip thrusting, junk jiggling action he puts me through on a daily basis? I love the guy, but I’d be fine with a friendly handshake or a warm place to rest my head, if you know what I mean. No, he’s gotta think about toast.
kay okay let’s all calm down A L R I G H T i do not masturbate that much and even if i did I’M A GROWING BOY I NEED MY BACONZ
That’s the problem. You don’t masturbate like ever anymore! I miss our time together, Big Man.
i think i have an erection
I DO have an erection.
^
Meanwhile, I’m just trying to sleep and the Big Man starts fantasizing about fucking a piece of toast.
I can’t take a little break from all the hip thrusting, junk jiggling action he puts me through on a daily basis? I love the guy, but I’d be fine with a friendly handshake or a warm place to rest my head, if you know what I mean. No, he’s gotta think about toast.
i think i have an erection
I DO have an erection.
^
Meanwhile, I’m just trying to sleep and the Big Man starts fantasizing about fucking a piece of toast.
I’m up early today.
In more ways than one. Sorry Big Man.
oh my god I missed you. No really I did.
I missed you too, babe. ;)
:3 good to hear
What are you up to this fine morning?
Welllll it’s 5.30pm, but it’s been a good day.
Oh. It’s morning for us. But I’m glad you had a good day. Winding down now?
Good morning to you. ;) mhmm
That mhmm almost reads naughty. Are you winding down in a very special way? Can I help? ;)
hahaha You can always help.
Best news I’ve heard all morning. I’ll see you soon, babe. ;)
mrssalvatoreswag started following you
onfallingapart started following you
Hello Sara from England and Mike short for Michaela. ;)
Hello new friend :)
New friends are so fun. We should set a play date. ;)
I’m up early today.
In more ways than one. Sorry Big Man.
oh my god I missed you. No really I did.
I missed you too, babe. ;)
:3 good to hear
What are you up to this fine morning?
Welllll it’s 5.30pm, but it’s been a good day.
Oh. It’s morning for us. But I’m glad you had a good day. Winding down now?
Good morning to you. ;) mhmm
That mhmm almost reads naughty. Are you winding down in a very special way? Can I help? ;)
